Normal in this house is just a setting on the dryer!, I get paid to be nice at work…, You are going to be fine…, Good moms let you lick the beaters…, Mom queen of frickin' everything!, In this family crazy doesn't skip a generation!, Sisters are like fat things…, Grandma's sippy cup!, We don't have healthy food…, Every family has one weird relative…, I run on caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropriate thoughts!, Don't rush me…, Keep rolling your eyes…, If you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question!, Some people are like clouds…, Some people are like slinkys…, No bitchin' in my kitchen!, My doctor says I need glasses!, Retirement: the pay sucks but the hours are great!, I can wine all I want. I'm retired!, Old enough to know better…, At my age I've done it all…, As I get older I realize that…, I hate it when I see an old person…, I thought that growing old would take longer!
