Tool Box Magnets

Not the sharpest tool in the box!, Hammering stuff is cheaper than therapy!, When all else fails screw it!, Some people aren't missing just the odd screw. The whole freakin' toolbox is gone., Even duct tape can't fix stupid but it can muffle the sound!, Tool rules: Don't touch 'em. Don't move 'em. Don't borrow 'em. Don't even look at them!, There's no such thing as too many tools!, I said I will fix it! You don't have to remind me every six months!, If papa can't fix it we're all screwed!